Thursday, January 6, 2011

It’s Like an Orgasm for your Skin!!

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A young lady hands you a bottle of lotion and tells you it’ll give your skin the first orgasm it has ever have and the cost is only $20! Three things are going thru you and the 15 other women in the room. 1) If all of us rush her we can have the whole case and run like hell! 2) I wonder if I buy 2 can I get 1 for free.  And 3) if lotion can give me an orgasm what do I need my boyfriend for? Or 4) Maybe I’ve had a bit too much wine to actually believe this crazy beotch!


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 Why Is it SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGGood…………
In order for you to understand why it is so good …..You have to experience it! 
Not the lotion though the orgasm! 
What is it truly that your skin has been lacking and what it desires in a lotion.  No it’s not soap, or some 15 letter ingredient that even your pharmacist cannot pronounce and is not even listed in the dictionary. The major ingredient is “Hemp oil”.  Hemp is the oldest cultivated fiber plant in the world containing no toxins. It is one of the purest, most complete plants and provides nature’s perfectly balanced oil. Hemp seed oil is extracted is extracted from raw hemp seed and contains a fully balanced spectrum of essential fatty acids (Omega3, Omega6, and GlA). 

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 These EFA’s not only help to restore wasting bodies, but also improve damaged immune systems. The products other fine qualities include:  having no petroleum, mineral oils and is 100% vegan free. A superb moisturizer, providing anti inflammatory and UV protection; assist in healing, prevents + repairs hair damage, providing extra body, and elasticity. As well as create a softness, gloss while treating eczema, acne, premature wrinkling and aging. Now while many studies are in the process of showing that a lot of the “other” products are causing these problems especially the ones with soap. We can only tell you what our products can do to help you not what those “other” products are doing to hurt you. Our legal team does send their apologies.
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FYI : Petroleum by-Products coat the skin like plastic clogging the pores. It infers with the skin’s ability to eliminate toxins, promoting acne and other disorders. It slows down skin functions and cell development, resulting in premature aging. Manufacturers use petrolatum because it is unbelievable cheap and plentiful.

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FYI: Mineral oil is a common ingredient in commercial lotions, creams, and baby care products. It is produced as a by-product of the distillation of gasoline from crude oil, the same stuff they make gasoline from. Mineral oil is leftover liquid and because it is abundant, it is very inexpensive. It is less expensive for the manufacturers to purchase these products as filler then it is for the oil industry to dispose of it. Mineral oil is the main ingredient in many baby care items as well as. Baby oil, Vaseline, baby wash liquid, soap, and many baby lotions contain mineral oil as a key ingredient. In fact 98% of all cosmetics use mineral oil including your eye shadow, blush, lipstick, SPF sunscreen, and your everyday moisturizer and lotion you use at home.

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Elegant Pleasure Parties do not sell oil based products that go on your skin. All of our creams, make-up, shaving creams, candles, and other skin products do have your bodies scream out in pain like the others though scream in joy!! Especially the edible ones that your partner can lick and nibble away to their delight. 

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